There’s Only One Reason to Stab a Roommate and That is Stray Hairs in the Shower

DUH.

If you’ve ever lived with a roommate, you know there are only certain causes to allow you to stab them.

  1. Stray hairs in the shower.

In this case, I’ll also accept leaving an empty milk carton in the refrigerator. Continue reading There’s Only One Reason to Stab a Roommate and That is Stray Hairs in the Shower